natural mineral water....

you know when they say things like "no added colouring" or "100% natural" or even "won't cause irritating itch on uncomfortable parts of your skin like when you wipe your butt on poison ivy thinking it was a toilet paper" you know they're lying.

and you know when a guy who writes "you know when they say things like "no added colouring" or "100% natural" or even "won't cause irritating itch on uncomfortable parts of your skin like when you wipe your butt on poison ivy thinking it was a toilet paper" you know they're lying." on his blog you know he's lying.

i think i have too much TIME on my hands.

that, ladies and gentlemen, is what this post is about: TIME.

you know the saying "TIME and tide waits for no man"?

and "TIME is money"?

ooh, what about "a stitch in TIME saves nine"?

and let's not forget "TIME stays long enough for anyone who will use it."

and also "TIME you enjoyed wasting is not wasted TIME."

okay, i admit, i googled that.

my point is, didn't they waste TIME telling us all that?

yeah sure, some of them are true (some, being the ones that i understand) but the more you think about TIME the more you waste it, no? (it sure does look weird after typing TIME so many TIMEs)

my point is, if you have TIME, don't waste it. (although i think i just wasted yours :P)

BONUS: COUNT HOW MANY TIMES I TYPED "TIME" (NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT) IN THIS POST.

"Time is a part of the measuring system used to sequence events, to compare the durations of events and the intervals between them, and to quantify the motions of objects. Time has been a major subject of religion, philosophy, and science, but defining it in a non-controversial manner applicable to all fields of study has consistently eluded the greatest scholars."-Wikipedia. (this doesn't count either)