but what the hell, i had fun
you know, the year 2010 has been quite a surprising year for me.
1. i got to learn the bass (weird)
2. i get to play in a kick-ass band (nuff said)
3. i got to do stuff i didn't do before (no nudity)
4. i went out alot
5. i experienced love (don't ask)
6. i swore alot
7. i read some books (DO, DP)
8. i got bored more times than i ever did before (okay, fine, not surprising)
9. i breezed through exams (and by breezed through i mean barely passing)
so i hope there'll be more stuff in store for me in 2011. i have a feeling. but then again i always have this feeling every year and they turn out to be wrong. but, fingers crossed.
Friday
not the new year i expected it to be
written by David at Friday, December 31, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
he used to be a symbol. now they made him an annoying prick
okay, i really don't know what to post. so i'll take a few years' break.
see you then, whenever
written by David at Wednesday, December 29, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
i couldn't come up with a title
i noticed that i swear a lot nowadays. not aloud, just in my head.
does that count?
ohhh yeah i got a haircut today. that bastard cut off my whole fringe!
okay, enough of me bantering around about my hair.
i have no idea why but i am suddenly interested in anime.
k-on, to be precise.
why?
well, there's a band. formed in a high school club.
i can relate to that.
totally.
written by David at Tuesday, December 28, 2010 0 voices
Monday
2011 is around the corner...there it is! Drifting cinematically!
now, see, i have no idea what subjects i'm gonna take. actually, i do, but i'm stck on just one:
add maths and ICT
subjects i'm taking:
B.M
English
Math
History
Moral (wtf it's still here???)
Physics
Chemistry
Biology
EST
but i need one more.
which brings us back to this:
add maths or ICT?
i can't do add maths, heck, i can't barely do maths. but, all my friends are taking that damned subject so i'll have to end my day in solitary confinement.
kay, maybe not.
still..
written by David at Monday, December 27, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
elle-oh-elle
i am not sure which class i wanna join
-which is also my status
why? because i don't think i can handle all the pressure and i don't think i can even catch up.
so now i'm stuck with a dilemma:
friends or future?
yeah, some of you might think "you're friends ARE your future!"
but if i go to the wrong class, they might not be.
i'm still hungry by the way
written by David at Sunday, December 26, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
i am still hungry
i am still hungry.
i ah-never mind
written by David at Saturday, December 25, 2010 0 voices
Friday
okay, so i'm not screwed
i wanna play crisis core so badly
i am hungry now. i wanna eat something. hold on i'll go raid my fridge.
...
okay, i'm back. nothing in my fridge. damn. have to wait till morning then.
merry christmas, by the way
written by David at Friday, December 24, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
either i'm screwed or i'm screwed
yeah, bad stuff happened just now.
anyway, i just watched tron. and gulliver's travels.
they were awesome. go watch them now.
yeah, so i'm screwed.
or i'm screwed
written by David at Thursday, December 23, 2010 0 voices
Monday
nice haircut...who did it for you? a monkey?
i have insomnia.
no siree we are not going back there again.
it's not insomnia. my body's adapting to the time i sleep, wake up, etc.
so most of the time i only eat 2 meals a day.
which is barking insane.
even when i go to bed early and try to sleep, i just can't manage it.
ah, well...anyway
i have been meaning to write a song.
but i can't write a song.
it's impossible.
well, maybe not impossible.
i'm just not capable of doing it.
yet.
written by David at Monday, December 20, 2010 0 voices
help me from this addiction
my addiction to update my blog has started. now i can't stop.
when i open up my web browser i automatically type "facebook.com", then after that i open a new tab and type out "blogger.com". then i log in then i type out stuff.
now here i am.
i guess it's not addiction, just an impulse to post.
still, i just can't stop.
anyhoo, my dog just into my mom's car just now. so freaking cute. but then she didn't wanna come down. so that's a problem.
so yeah, results will be coming out 3 days from now. so i'm half-nervous, half-not caring.
just wanna know where i stand.
i have been really lazy these holidays and i really need to get a hold of myself.
ah, now i'm done pretending to be a fallen hero.
so there, i'm done posting about stuff
written by David at Monday, December 20, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
hello, the number you have dialled has been-AAAARGGHHHHH-THIS IS A ROBBERY!! GIVE ME YOUR PREPAID CREDIT OR I WILL *CLICK*
i am addicted.
i am not addicted.
i am partially addicted.
i am almost-full-but-not-quite addicted.
i am not addicted.
i am bored.
i have insomnia.
i like pink.
that's not pink, moron.
yes it is.
no it's not.
oh yeah? then what colour is it?
purple-y red thing.
oh, that's REAL smart.
QUIET BOTH OF YOU.
these are just the thoughts running in my head
written by David at Sunday, December 19, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
screw yew
written by David at Saturday, December 18, 2010 0 voices
Friday
depressed................again
yup.
depressed
again.
f*ck
written by David at Friday, December 17, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
wtf i just shot myself in the foot
no need to panic. or pretend to care. i just couldn't come up with a freaking title.
anywayyy...ray gave me this cool book for my birthday and it is awesome. Dark Origins. be warned, though, there's "fuck", "bitch", "bastard", "shit" in every page. awesome, huh?
anyway i want the second book so badly i'm going to look for it soon. like, 3-months-later-when-everything-new-is-already-cheaper-soon.
so i went out the other day with my buds partly to get my psp cracked. but the dammed thing won't distort it's screen. bloody hell.
oh and i watched narnia the...the- you know what? i forgot the title.
i borrowed my friends psp and now i'm enjoying dante's inferno and resistance: retribution.
now why would he freaking lend his psp to me? well, cuz he just bought a bloody xbox. yeah. i'm jealous. i plan to sack his house tonight.....er tomorrow night.
i was rummaging through my stuff the other day when i stumbled upon (not really it just dropped on my foot) a book i used to write. i forgotten about it i was laughing when i read it. now i'm spurred on to finish my younger-self's book. soon.
THE VOYAGE OF THE DAWN TREADER!!! now i remembered the freaking title. woopdie-doo.
i'm waiting for the bloody battery to recharge. great, i'm starting to talk like him
written by David at Wednesday, December 15, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
nothing but a bunch of A minors and B flats
AHHHHHHH nothing much to post here.
i just get so deep nowadays and when i'm bored i get bored. it's a good thing i have my psp to keep me company. but
i've been thinking...about lots of stuf really.
like, you know that ipod or smartphone you're dreaming about? yeah, i mean, once you get it, you'll be happy.
at least for a good 2 years.
then newer stuff comes out. and the cycle repeats.
but what, my friends, can you never get bored of? that you can never get tired with it? that keeps you company and entertains you even when you're mood is deeper than hell itself?
that's right. Friends.
you can't buy friends. you can't sell friends. you get friends through interaction. or something.
they keep you company, they always make you laugh. and they're always there when you need them. sure, a brand-new smartphone has like, 4GB of memory and has tons of apps available, but they are just built to do just communicate. (and some other stuff i'm not sure about)
point is, don't take your friends for granted. they are always there for you and they will never go out of date
written by David at Tuesday, December 07, 2010 0 voices
nothing but a bunch of A minors and B flats
AHHHHHHH nothing much to post here.
i just get so deep nowadays and when i'm bored i get bored. it's a good thing i have my psp to keep me company. but
i've been thinking...about lots of stuf really.
like, you know that ipod or smartphone you're dreaming about? yeah, i mean, once you get it, you'll be happy.
at least for a good 2 years.
then newer stuff comes out. and the cycle repeats.
but what, my friends, can you never get bored of? that you can never get tired with it? that keeps you company and entertains you even when you're mood is deeper than hell itself?
that's right. Friends.
you can't buy friends. you can't sell friends. you get friends through interaction. or something.
they keep you company, they always make you laugh. and they're always there when you need them. sure, a brand-new smartphone has like, 4GB of memory and has tons of apps available, but they are just built to do just communicate. (and some other stuff i'm not sure about)
point is, don't take your friends for granted. they are always there for you and they will never go out of date
written by David at Tuesday, December 07, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
plastic forks and paper cups
totally random title, just letting you know..
and oh my god, i am so freaking excited about some stuff.
another thing, i always wonder why some people add an 's' to words that dont need an 's'
for example : crap becomes craps, stuff become stuffs and what not.
so anyway, i'm making this a really short post so rejoice! you dont have to strain your eyes while trying to read my long posts anymore!
woohoo
written by David at Saturday, December 04, 2010 0 voices
Friday
discretion is the better part of valor
whatever THAT means...
so yeah, here i am, writing this.
i am really bored out of my skull during the holidays. honestly, i don't mind going to school again. at least i can still see my friends.
so anyway, i think my brain is melting. cause i didn't do anything educational during the holidays.
i'll worry bout that later.
now i'm seriously desperate to find victoria because i can't lose my techniques and what not. my fingering has gone down.
okay, is it just me, or did that sentence sound really wrong?
just to clarify things, and avoid some lawsuits while i'm at it, victoria is a music centre and i need to go there since i quit tarrega. and by fingering i mean plucking the strings. not the other fingering, which, i will not mention because if i did, this site will be banned.
oh yeah, now i'm addicted to Dead Living by Sugarcult. Awesome song.
written by David at Friday, December 03, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
natural mineral water....
you know when they say things like "no added colouring" or "100% natural" or even "won't cause irritating itch on uncomfortable parts of your skin like when you wipe your butt on poison ivy thinking it was a toilet paper" you know they're lying.
and you know when a guy who writes "you know when they say things like "no added colouring" or "100% natural" or even "won't cause irritating itch on uncomfortable parts of your skin like when you wipe your butt on poison ivy thinking it was a toilet paper" you know they're lying." on his blog you know he's lying.
i think i have too much TIME on my hands.
that, ladies and gentlemen, is what this post is about: TIME.
you know the saying "TIME and tide waits for no man"?
and "TIME is money"?
ooh, what about "a stitch in TIME saves nine"?
and let's not forget "TIME stays long enough for anyone who will use it."
and also "TIME you enjoyed wasting is not wasted TIME."
okay, i admit, i googled that.
my point is, didn't they waste TIME telling us all that?
yeah sure, some of them are true (some, being the ones that i understand) but the more you think about TIME the more you waste it, no? (it sure does look weird after typing TIME so many TIMEs)
my point is, if you have TIME, don't waste it. (although i think i just wasted yours :P)
BONUS: COUNT HOW MANY TIMES I TYPED "TIME" (NO THAT DOESN'T COUNT) IN THIS POST.
"Time is a part of the measuring system used to sequence events, to compare the durations of events and the intervals between them, and to quantify the motions of objects. Time has been a major subject of religion, philosophy, and science, but defining it in a non-controversial manner applicable to all fields of study has consistently eluded the greatest scholars."-Wikipedia. (this doesn't count either)
written by David at Tuesday, November 30, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
let's have a cup of tea and NUKE THE ENTIRE CONTINENT!!!!!!!
i can't sleep.
probably insomnia.
or something else.
wow i really have nothing to write about.
oh, I KNOW!! i'm going to start a new book (yeah, i'll probably stop in a few weeks time cause i'm such a lazy person) but i won't go into details yet.
and i joined i drawing competition. i finished it and guess what? i drew it on an A5 paper. the contest says all drawings must be submitted on a A4 paper.
F*ck
speaking of drawing i'm in the mood to draw stuff so if you want me to draw anything, let me know (i.e, facebook, cbox, msn, etc. )
or if you don't, that's okay.
which is exactly what i was hoping for.
this is getting really long.
maybe cause i press enter after every sentence.
i really should stop doing this and go to sleep.
written by David at Thursday, November 25, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
this will inevitably be the worst day of my entire life
of all days...today has to be the day.
i woke up feeling like s***, now i'm stuck in this stupid mood.
i still can't understand why i'm feeling like this. i hope it'll change soon cause i hate being in this mood. it sucks.
it sucks.
written by David at Saturday, November 20, 2010 0 voices
randomosity
so the other day i went to owen's house. then i came back. ahh....
anyways me and my friends celebrated my birthday at centro on tuesday. leon gave me a michael jackson statuette thingy. he's doing his famous pose-the crotch grab. lol. i put it on the shelf in my room, which seems to be the perfect place, since it can be seen from every angle..
holidays are boring.....i dunno why. suddenly there's nothing to do. oh yeah and i quit tarrega.
so thats about it
written by David at Saturday, November 20, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
Hi! I'm a chocolate cookie. Out to save the world with my awesome chocolate chips.
Hi!!!! You'll never guess who i am. Ok maybe you will but whatever.
Anyway............... I'm god bored and kouhei's singing lyrics to me. It's really akward.
So apparently, i'm really raping all of his accounts. I love fb rape. I wanted to put that "I'm in love with my bedpostlamp thing and i'm thinking of crying to my girlfriend" on his profile but NO...... He didn't want to let me. Some people right.
Anyway now he's trying to make me get hooked on other bands other than paramore and anberlin. BUT IT WILL NEVER WORK!!!!!!!!
written by David at Tuesday, November 16, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
when darkness turns to light, you know the rest
so,,,,,
today was the big day. the concert. i was nervous. then we were up. first song went ok. second song i changed to jyh yueh's bass (awesome, by the way) the strap came off. yeah. it came off. in the next few minutes i tried very hard not wet myself or break down in front lots of people.
after that, well, it just went by in a flash.
written by David at Saturday, November 13, 2010 0 voices
It's better that i see it through your eyes...
NOW....the concert is about a week away and i'm freakin nervous. and oh yeah there appears to be some spammage (if thats a word) on the cbox beside this post.
so if you'll excuse me, i think i'll go throw up now
written by David at Saturday, October 30, 2010 0 voices
Monday
i'm. tired.
JUST got back from school and man, was it a tiring day or what?? i'm so tired i'll go sleep now.
written by David at Monday, October 25, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
ain't this uniform so flattering?
SO..i dont know what the hell happened to my blog...(it's all distorted pinky background-ish) but anyways
...
...
...
i'm addicted to the song east jesus nowhere by green day. it is awesome. and she's finding me out by the friday night boys.
i went out with my friends on friday. great day. jam in clef, sing in green box and watched "The Other Guys". that movie was hilarious. and there was this other thing. about a girl.
......
written by David at Saturday, October 16, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
long time since i been here there are cobwebs everywhere
UHH..(my opening statement) PMR is finally over. woopdee-doo. and friday i'm going out with friends. to clef. again. i'm having mixed feelings. uhh well, there are some sensitivities that are going to happen. a mission. yes, a mission. (owen you better keep your mouth shut or i'll shut them permanently). and i'm scared (no surprises there).
written by David at Tuesday, October 12, 2010 0 voices
Monday
...
Honestly...i dunno what her problem is with me but it's really pathetic. and annoying. every single day i have to put up with her. it's like her life is bent on making mine miserable. why wont someone just go up to her and tell her to get a freakin life? now she's coughing like some choking cat. my mom told her to get the medicine but she dont want to. why? am i missing something?
written by David at Monday, September 13, 2010 0 voices
Friday
i'm lovin it
theres this really awesome thing i found out yesterday...
....
details in the next post
written by David at Friday, September 03, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
hear the sound of the falling rain, coming down like an armageddon flame
TRIAL 2 IS FINALLY OVER!!!!! i'm so freaking excited. because..
.......
.......
(Drum roll)
.......
.......
actually nothing much will happen tomorrow but i'll be hanging out with my buds tomorrow. it will be awesome
written by David at Thursday, September 02, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
once Lady Yuna fixes her hair, we leave.
OKAY...totally random title. it's actually from Final Fantasy X which i'm currently hooked onto. (thanks a lot, owen). anyway i'm trying to finish it in less than a week but this stupid trial came back. Oh damn it all
AAAAAGHHHHHHHHHH
anyways, i have to study or i will probably get really low marks which will probably spell the end for my bass guitar lessons. so i'll probably go take a shower first before i start my revision. hmmm....there's a lot of "probably" here.
you must be wondering why i'm so freaking worried about studying. those of you are not, shut up and listen to me moan on about my miserable life. you see, i'm not what you call a 'bright' student. i've always been a B- average in my life. no matter how hard i try to study (which not that hard) i always get a B or a C. i do get an A in english at times but that's just it. and my math is horrible. it's dropped down from a C to a D. so i don't know how the hell am i gonna ace my PMR in less than a month. in the meantime, i'll keep trying. Hopefully.
written by David at Sunday, August 29, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
first came science, then came math, now i'm sitting here when i could be doing 500 other things right now
Wow...trials came like *BANG* just like that. anyway, i'm doing fine (except for math) but i'll worry bout that later.
canon rock is awesome. you should listen to it. by jerryc. i think. anyway i hope the stupid exams will end quickly cause i don't wanna be stuck in my room studying.
written by David at Wednesday, August 11, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
tattoos and a switchblade attitude snakebite heart with a bubblegum smile
the title is from a song by all time low.
ANYWAYS
today was the most epic-est awesome-est super-duper day of my life. ah, well, me and my friends went to the studio again. and we jammed. but this time, we wrote a song together. it was awesome. we kept on switching to different songs though. lol. and we went all high and started screaming like we were at a concert or something.
written by David at Saturday, July 31, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
lets sit together and watch the world fall down
whew..i went ot a sports rehearsal today...though i didnt do anything. except for marching. i didnt do much for that either :). anywayyy...my teacher said i will be turning grade 1 next month. i just found out its awesome to have a band. when someone's showing off, you can go all "oh, i have a band, do you? no i dont think so"......
ahaha anyway, disregard everything i said just now. i was just joking.
P.S. December Arts rocks!!!
written by David at Thursday, July 22, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
i went to a party and came back the next day
i went to a party
written by David at Saturday, July 17, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
aliens are hiding in my bathroom
i'll be putting gibberish as titles from now on so......there. anyway that whole aliens thing just came out of the blue. i've been meaning to post this for a long time now. just cause off this stupid fever/flu thing.
written by David at Wednesday, July 14, 2010 0 voices
Friday
dead blogsss
every blog i know (with the exception of JC's blog) is dead. i mean the nobody-comes-here-anymore dead. not the dead dead. but dead is almost like dead coz dead and dead have the same meaning. ok, go watch tv or something, cause i got myself all confused now.
written by David at Friday, July 09, 2010 0 voices
random random random name
SO long i've been off this page. well, there's not much stuff to post and i've been busy.
so anyway, you probably have something much better to do.
written by David at Friday, July 02, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
my trip to the dentist
FIRST of all, i didnt wanna do this in the first place. today i was supposed to hang out with my buds but no, my stupid tooth hurts. anyway i went in the room thingy and sat on a chair. it looked like those dissectors you see on sci-fi movies. first the dentist said hes gonna give me a jab in the gums. so he did. when he did, i was thinking "WTF!!!! IT HURTS!!!!" and then BAM half my mouth turned numb. it hasnt worn off yet. it was weird eating lunch with your mouth numb.
written by David at Tuesday, June 15, 2010 0 voices
Friday
just a tiny update that wont affect your lives whatsoever
THERE have been some debates on whether or not i should write about this but in the end, i figured no one's gonna read this anyway. and my friend said he would post this if i do so here it goes: on monday, i went over to rays house and together with leon and bryan, we went to a music studio nearby. the studio was HUGE. theres even a recording room in there xD. anyway the jamming room was awesome. we plugged into their speakers and bam, before we knew it, we were jamming 21 guns. it was frekin epic. im not trying to show off or anything, but hell, it was freakin awesome jamming there. to be continued in the next post...
written by David at Friday, June 11, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
just got back from class and shit i havent continued on my book for like ages
ACTUALLY at 4:45 i was checking out tabs online. then i looked at the clock. HOLY SHIT I'M LATE!!!!! and now i'm here. and about my book, yeah. not working out so well, y'know what, im gonna work on it tonight. and i'm addicted to God Of War now. I CONQUER ARES!!!! MUAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA its freakin awesome.
written by David at Thursday, June 10, 2010 0 voices
Friday
jamming again
WE went to school today and i followed ray back from school. and we practiced those usual songs and soon hen brought his psp xD. im gonna get mine modded. but i need an 8GB mmc.
written by David at Friday, June 04, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
the exams are freakin dead and i'm so gonna have the most awesome weekend of my life.
EXAMS just ended today and i felt like partying. and i'm goin to ray's house tomorrow. jamming session. 21 Guns xD. and on monday we'll be going to a studio nearby to record our demo cd....lol just kidding. we'll jam again with ray's teacher coaching us as a band. and i tried to read "Pride and prejudice", you know, that classic novel, and it was like, a mental workout. they're english are so freakin' fancy. they need three sentences to explain one. here's a quick peek : "It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man of a good fortune must be in want of a wife". lol, i had to read it again before i got the meaning.
written by David at Thursday, June 03, 2010 0 voices
its the exams and i dont give a shit about my grades but my mom does
AND theres this party on saturday where all my friends are going but i dont think i can go. monday i have math, which i ultimately suck at it. i dunno why. so anyway i'm sitting on my ass doing this when i really should be cramming for the math exam on monday, but, i just dont feel like it. i guess i'll be regretting about this when i get the results. oh well, the cycle starts again. dont revise, take the exam, realize it was very hard, get the results, then regret. ah, well, i guess i have to start now. later
written by David at Thursday, May 27, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
All time low!!!
written by David at Wednesday, May 19, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
today was my dog's birthday. she ate cheesecake.
ALL in all, it was normal. and i need to come up a name for a band. any ideas?
written by David at Tuesday, May 18, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
im here blogging this crap when i really should be doing my homework
PROCRASTINATION is really a bad thing for me coz i wait until the last minute to do my homework and stuff, ergo procrastinating. so anyways, i memorised it ends tonight by all american rejects. its an awesome song.
written by David at Saturday, May 15, 2010 0 voices
everyone seems to be putting lyrics of songs as updates on facebook.
written by David at Saturday, May 15, 2010 0 voices
Friday
i'm back altough i didnt go anywhere i was just too busy to update.
SO i found out it was hard multi-tasking and stuff, and to make things worse, the deadline for the projects are coming nearer. anyway i ate KFC for lunch. jeff's birthday. and chocolate cake. then later me and my friends sang like drunk people. XD
written by David at Friday, May 14, 2010 0 voices
Monday
stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
I have no idea why i wrote that title...anyway, tomorrow i have computer. and wednesday is Ray's guitar class. and thursday we'll jam in school, and i have my bass class. friday bryant has his drum class. and saturday chee hong has his guitar class. yep, it's all worked out.
written by David at Monday, May 03, 2010 0 voices
Friday
oh crap i'm in love
JUST so you know the title has nothing to do with the post. i just couldnt think of any title.
anyway, i have learned 'welcome to my life' on bass. its awesome. but ray said that i should play A, not A#...so i start all over again. and jeff wants to learn bass with me lol.
written by David at Friday, April 30, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
i am so gonna rock the crap outta my school tomorrow
COZ it's ECA! in other words, jamming day! i am gonna jam with ray and stuff and its gonna be awesome. i can tell. it will be epic. hmm..what else to talk about? oh yeah my phone's screen has gone weird ever since i dropped it on the floor in ktv. now i wanna get it fixed or ill have to use the other phone. and yes it sucks.
written by David at Wednesday, April 28, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
some jerk told ms joseph that someone in my class sneaked a handphone in the class
WHAT i wanna know is, who did that? no one sneakedin a phone. so which idiot go tell her? i dunno. he better get his ass out of my business. or he'll regret it. REGRET IT I SAY!!!!
written by David at Tuesday, April 27, 2010 0 voices
Monday
eh these past few weeks caught up with me and i found out that i don't have time
SO there's history project, geography project, kh project, homework, and practicing my bass. i dont have enough time to do all this. i just finished the history thingy s0 i have some time. but they give us poor students projects all at once it makes me feel like im gonna explode
written by David at Monday, April 26, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
just got back from surveying with jeff
NOBODY wanted to cooperate. so we took deadly measures. well, not really. anyway we went back to his house and watched some vids on youtube (no pornography, please) and now here i am
written by David at Sunday, April 25, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
cross country day was like hell after that i went out with my friends and im tired as hell
YESTERDAY night i was raining...so i thought cancel again. but when i woke up, no rain. okay. great. i ran the first 200 metres and got tired. my stamina is so low. then i walked the rest of the course. i was so damn tired when i reached the finishing line. then i drank gatorade. not so tired anymore. then i went back and took a shower and went to jusco with some friends. we watched kick-ass. it was 18+ and i thought we couldn go in coz that ticket guy stopped us. but we went in anyway. that hit-girl....so cute yet so deadly. and her swearing is extreme! every sentence in the movie has the word f*** in it. then i went karaoke-ing with them. i just got back and im so freakin tired.
written by David at Saturday, April 24, 2010 0 voices
Friday
tommorrow's cross country, i hope it doesn't rain again. like last time.
SO i got the numbers. and i bought this present for a friend. it's her birthday tomorrow. so i want to wish her HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
and this week was a really busy week for me. with all the projects and stuff. im going jj with friends tomorrow and on sunday i will around botanic with jeff surveying people about the stupid geography project.
written by David at Friday, April 23, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
it was awesome jamming with ray in school
SO i brought my bass to school today, and ray borrowed chee hong's. we played love drunk xD. so nice. damn perfect. then after that i went for my class. my teacher asked me what song i want to learn. i took out my phone instantly and let him hear it ends tonight. now im learning the song. next week can jam again! whoooo!
written by David at Thursday, April 22, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
injection day, details in the post
INJECTION, i was nervous......of throwing up (i ate before the injection) and then it was my turn. i took a deep breath in and went. not so bad. it stung abit and then it was over. ten minutes later, the pain started. its a bit better now.
written by David at Wednesday, April 21, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
an interesting thing happened at the computer lab today...and my friend was involved in it
OKAY, there's Harold. and there's chee hong. they were playing left 4 dead. so chee hong, being his usual self, started shooting him (they were on the same team). so?, you ask, yeah. no biggie. but then harold punched chee hong's head. so they both got up and started hitting each other. chee hong pushed him to a row of computers. then the teacher had to break it up.
written by David at Tuesday, April 20, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
SORRY about that last post...i was really mad. anyway, i'm using my father's vaio (he's sleeping) . the internet's really fast. just a quick update i made new friends with an american. she's a really nice person and yeah, thats pretty much it.
written by David at Sunday, April 18, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
that fucking asshole came back drunk again yesterday i wish i can just kill him
idiot...hes so fucking retarded there's no brain in his stupid head came back drunk yesterday and started talking like a fucking retard and hit my sister, my mom, and me. he kept prattling on about his fucking life. i wish he would just go to hell already that bitch has no fucking brains whatsoever. then we went to bed. after writing this, i cooled down.
written by David at Saturday, April 17, 2010 0 voices
Friday
when i came back from school i fell asleep. took a shower and i didin't feel like doing homework. so now i'm here
WOW i haven't continued on my book for like.......1 week. i got this block thing and i would really love some ideas from you. so, whoever has the best idea will be written in my book. so give me an idea. 'there was this zombie apocalyse and (mostly) everyone has been infected by a virus that makes them attack and kill humans due to psychosis. (sorta like left 4 dead, but it has more people, more infected, mixed with a bit of love story) so get typing!. (remember to type it in the comments, not the cbox, coz i don't really read there.)
written by David at Friday, April 16, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
i saw that girl again in my class, didn't make a move, didn't know her, and she looked solemn
ANYWAY, the classes are getting harder and harder. man, my fingers hurt. bt they're starting to harden. have to read the notes, not the tabs. and owen brought his guitar today. ray tried to do a solo but he couldn't lol. so about that girl, not sure whether she's learning bass or another instrument. she was standing outside the class when mine ended. sooo pretty xD.
written by David at Thursday, April 15, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
in my head, i see you all over me, my head...
AARRGGHH dunno why that song stuck in my head. so. uhh. my bass is really coming along...and i will have to perform in the end of the year. with my band xD. and now i'm really bored. ahahahahahahahahahah.
written by David at Wednesday, April 14, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
party in the germany
REMEMBER the day when i went to chee hong's house? yeah, jeff came along to. so anyways we were listening to the radio (justin bieber-three times!!! eughh) then miley cyrus was on with party in the usa. so jeff said "hey i know this song. it's party in the germany!- i mean usa!" but we were laughing like hell. and i found really funny insults on bored.com.
written by David at Tuesday, April 13, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
i bought this footstool in ikea so that i can practice properly but...
IT was freakin hard building that thing. my hand hurts. and the holes are drilled in the wrong place. i still can sit on it, but it's so wobbly.
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written by David at Sunday, April 11, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
ahh.. today was so long i spent most of the time out of house
WELL, today was the big cross country day. woke up, raining. went there, drizzling. they go cancel it off. wasted my time. so we went to a library nearby (not really nearby). to do some projects. me, chee hong and chai didn't really do much of the projects. we ran around (quietly) and found huge atlas books for 'research' for my book. went to chee hong's to do more. watched 28 weeks later. zombies run. fast. damn gory. there was this scene where this infected guy go push his thumbs right into the victims eyes. gory. brutal. the volume was so loud it scared the crap out of us. chee hong's house was so big.
written by David at Saturday, April 10, 2010 0 voices
Friday
you may have seen my status or you may have not. i don't care, i know love drunk!
WELL, the beginning part only. but still it's awesome! and about my book, i'm currently working on part 2. so rest assured, i will get it done. IF my "co-writer'' (notice how i put the inverted commas there) pulls his weight. i just found out today that i was 164cm tall. and 50kg. ray was 163cm and 60kg. weird huh? that thing must be busted.
written by David at Friday, April 09, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
my second lesson was so cold i was shivering like a chihuahua
SERIOUSLY it was like antarctica in there. my teacher was wearing jeans. and then this cute girl came in and i was like "ooohh". i couldn't concentrate properly. he said not to read the tab but i kept on reading xD. force of habit. and i learned the muse song 'time is running out'. i brought my bass to school today. me and ray rocked the roof off the school. lol kidding. we were sitting down playing awkwardly. the amp was super loud.
written by David at Thursday, April 08, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
this buzzing sound is annoying the hell out of me i feel like throwing the computer from Mt.Everest.
ANYWAY tomorrow's my second lesson. now i'm hungry. more people are reading my book now. if you wanna read it, here's a sample:http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?v=app_2347471856&id=1796436302. comment on it if you want.
written by David at Wednesday, April 07, 2010 0 voices
Monday
i really really hate my new broadband service. maxis is so frustrating i feel like killing someone right now
THIS f*cking thing keeps on dc-ing when i'm in the middle of surfing the net. it's so...GAAAHH!
and another thing, my co-writer, gives "samples" of our (my) book to his 'friends' to read. sure what's wrong? those 'friends' are girls. and he said that HE wrote that story. i feel like killing him sometimes. he always miss call me because he got "no money" in his phone. then he has enough money to sms girls.
written by David at Monday, April 05, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
something is wrong with my bass the string has this fuzzy noise it's as if it's vibrating against something.
YEAH, that's the problem. i was thinking of asking my teacher, but my class is on thursday. and thursday really seem so far right now. i saw ray at gardens (kl) today. i went to mid valley. i saw this insanely huge guitar shop. it's like a library of instruments. so huge. anyway there was this sony 3d world convention thingy going on and i went in to check it out. freakin' crowded.
written by David at Sunday, April 04, 2010 0 voices
Friday
shortest title in this blog
REMEMBER that feeling i had....the one where i feel left out? yeah, that feeling is back. i dunno where it sprang from, but it's here. maybe coz i'm alone in my house. oohh. food! i gotta go. and yes the feeling's still here. maybe i'm gonna play my bass later.
written by David at Friday, April 02, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
today i went for my first bass lesson...it was okay.
BEFORE the bass lesson there was this ECA (extra-corricular activity) and ray and chee hong brough guitars xD. they rocked the roof off the school. chee hong's amp was so tiny.
anyway my lesson with the teacher. he knew lots of songs. billie jean and beat it. and some other bass solos. i asked him about punk rock, he asked what band, and i said simple plan. he said "oh simple plan, i got hear before" i asked whether he could play when i'm gone, he said cannot. but it was awesome, he played really well.
written by David at Thursday, April 01, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
i just got this awesome bass guitar i really wanna show it to you guys
i know, my room's a bit messy. i think it's an SX Ursa 1 RN BK.
it's awesome.
written by David at Tuesday, March 30, 2010 0 voices
Friday
earth hour..bla bla bla...tired walked dunno how long and came back tired. did i mention tired?
YEAH tired. really tired. anyway today's earth hour and stuff. and i'm not sure if everyone is going to do it. they'll say "earth hour? what's the point? world's gonna end someday anyway"
i couldn't believe that mia guy bought a guitar. i wanna buy that bass!!! but the price is like RM500++. oh well, guess i'll have to start saving....i'm almost halfway there. RM250++. if anyone steals my money, i'm gonna twist they're neck, throw them down the staircase, jump and land on them, tie they're limbs and throw them into the klang river. if he's a guy i'll kick his crotch. then do the throwing.
written by David at Friday, March 26, 2010 0 voices
i found the bass that i like but i don't know how to get it
I FINALLY found the bass that i was looking for:
it's so cool. it's from Ibanez. it's awesome. I WANT IT!!!!!
written by David at Friday, March 26, 2010 0 voices
i just went to yamaha in jusco and came back surprised
YEAH, i did go there. tolook for bass guitars. cheapest was RM800. the rest were RM1,290, or RM2,900 and stuff. there was a set though, it was quite cheap. what i was surprised at was, the acoustic (some say classical) guitars were as cheap as RM 145! i almost thought of buying that lol. but i'm sticking with bass.
written by David at Friday, March 26, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
i think ishould put my english to the test cause i'm not sure i'm good at it anymore
TODAY i got my english paper 2 marks, and it was disappointing. i got 35/60. totalled up with paper 1 and i got 70%. for me it was quite low. i'm still glad i got a B, but well...
You see, they (friends) said that there's something wrong with the teacher. owen, (usually writes big words on essays) got a 72%. soon hen, dubbed "british boy" because of his english, got a 68%. he got lower than me. i couldn't believe it. and the highest marks always goes to the girls. don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with that. if anything, it should be great. but some of the wrong things she (the teacher) didn't put wrong. and some of the right things she put wrong. and believe me, there is no way in hell that the sentence "maybe one of them will come near us!" is wrong. i checked.
written by David at Wednesday, March 24, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
sorry for not updating got homework yesterday and all but today i'm updating, as you can see
SO anyways, i got a new cover for my book. it's awesome. i know this coz everyone said so. just finished my homework. yay. so my dad finally said that i could learn bass. not sure if he meant it. y'know why? coz he was drunk when he said that. but you know what they say, the drunken always tells the truth. hmmm....
written by David at Tuesday, March 23, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
i am so bored i'm too lazy to write anything so this title basically explains everything
written by David at Saturday, March 20, 2010 0 voices
i'm so sick of long titles i decided not to put another one. oh wait. argghhh!
URRGGHH i'm so bored i am actually searching random stuff on wikipedia. try it. it's fun. anyways, the day after tomorrow is school. and i bet everyone will come to school with that sleepy look on their face. i know i will. but the good thing is, i'll finally be retiring from monitor-ing duties! woohooo! i'm not really excited. and can someone tell me what p.s means? i read owen's blog (titled 'Brand New Eyes' on the link list) and i don't know what p.s means. if you know, please tell me.
written by David at Saturday, March 20, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
another really lobng title.(well, not really long but you know...hey! it is long!)
THIS morning i made my own breakfast. it was scary. but it was worth it lol. delicious.
and now got nothing much to write about except that my co-writer (dunno where the hell he is) haven't typed finish the manuscript. sometimes i feel like strangling him and throwing him off a cliff.
anyway i just got my haircut. it's super short. and spiky. and i have no idea on my book. writer's block. or post-writer's block.
written by David at Thursday, March 18, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
i'm stuck in my house doing this because i have nothing better to do nowadays
OKAY, so i got totally hooked to naruto since i bought the newest game on tuesday (thanks a lot, owen
nuff about games, i just remembered about the test i did last week. i hope i get good marks. oh, who am i kiddding? i hope i pass.
nuff about school. what should i talk about? let me think. in the mean time, go make a sandwhich or something
written by David at Wednesday, March 17, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
everyone seems to be putting song words or titles as blog posts (And by everyone i mean two people)
STRANGE....i seem to have really long titles......
so just a short random update for all you people who stumbled upon this blog because you are bored or you have nothing to do. it's crazy. my dad came back at 5:35...am. drunk. so yeah blah, blah, blah, you don't wanna know bout my problems and all..
thank you and have a nice day...or rather afternoon...
written by David at Tuesday, March 16, 2010 0 voices
a really awesome day i don't think you have to read the post coz this title explains it all
SO you decided to read my post, eh? you're pretty stubborn. anyway yes, today was awesome. alice in wonderland was nice. the girl was really hot. and i liked the mad hatter. and the cat. dunno how to type his name lol. after that, i played left 4 dead 2 with owen. i was totally awesome. i used the chainsaw. and the jockey is freakin' annoying. there's this map where they have a rock concert. you're supposed to start the concert to call the rescue thingy. and there were guitars lying around. i couldn't resist so i used it and it was pretty useless next to the katana and the chainsaw. enough about l4d 2 now. overall i couldn't have a better day.
written by David at Tuesday, March 16, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
TOMORROW
TOMORROW is the outing thingy where i will watch alice in wonderland. that girl is so hot... awkward.
anyway, my "co-writer" (Tan Chee Hong, aka Alvin Tan), is typing the manuscript for our book, and he sent me chapter 1. full of mistakes. i don't blame him. humans tend to make mistakes. i'm currently working on part 2 of the book (coz 1 exercise book is totally not enough) and i got these crazy ideas. i just don't know how to piece it all together. but altogether it's still about 130 pages. that's a bit thin for a novel. then again, my school literature "novels" are thinner. you could finish reading it in 10 minutes. okay, maybe not. but still...it's so freakin' short.
written by David at Sunday, March 14, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
NEVER!!!!!
OKAY so that title was really random and uhh....i don't have much to talk about. it's boring....and i'm bored. that's it. bye.
written by David at Saturday, March 13, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
OVER!!!!
THE test is finally over!!! well, not really cuz tomorrow i have moral. oh well...
i'm getting closer to publishing my book, but it has to be at least 130 pages long to meet the requirements. guess i'll have to start writing more.
written by David at Thursday, March 11, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
Hell no
I'M so not prepared for the test on monday. everyone's exam-oriented now. im dead, but heck, i can't wait for 16 of march. Watching alice in wonderland. And playing left 4 dead with owen! Haha, so gonna own him.
written by David at Saturday, March 06, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
THE UPPERCASE POST
I WANNA TRY SOMETHING NEW TODAY. AS THE POST MENTIONED, I'M TYPING EVERYTHING IN UPPERCASE. BEFORE YOU SCREAM, "HEY! I HAVE TO HOLD SHIFT FOR A LONG TIME!" LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A BUTTON CALLED THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON. IT'S RIGHT ABOVE THE SHIFT BUTTON. YES, YES YOU'LL PROBABLY SAY "I'VE HEARD OF IT; I'M NOT STUPID". WELL, YOU ARE. BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZYYYYYYYYY!!!!!! ANYWAY GOTTA GO SEE YA LATER BYE WHATEVER
written by David at Tuesday, March 02, 2010 0 voices
Monday
finally!
IT'S the first day of march and i thought i was not gonna be a monitor anymore but, well, i dunno hpow long till i retire xD. and i feel real down these days. feel like i've missed out on all the stuff. when in fact i've not. man, this sucks.
written by David at Monday, March 01, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
PARTY!!!
WWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! it was awesome!!! well, i just went to zi hong's party. but the ride there was even fun xD. jeff's bro on the music to maximum and we sang like crazy...lol. and then the party was ok. Just got back. then we bought the confetti thingy and popped it at the same time! lol, some of them landed on the cake. ice cream cake. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now i'm bored.
written by David at Saturday, February 27, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
back !
HEY i'm back. i was bored over the days..so..
anyway, i'm going over to zi hong's tomorrow. his birthday or something. before that me, chai, ray, and that i-say-i-can-come-but-in-the-end-i-go-temple guy are going to jeff's house and then walk to jj to buy presents. dunno what to buy for a guy. girls are easy. guys are hard. anyway, that retard is in my house. i.can't.wait.for.tomorrow.
written by David at Thursday, February 25, 2010 0 voices
Monday
monday...
WAS normal i guess...i just dunno how to write anymore...i think i'm gonna leave my blog dead for a while...so this is probably gonna be my last post. for a while anyway
written by David at Monday, February 22, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
randoļ½!
WHEW! it's been a long time since i put 'random' in my posts.
anyway, i got facebook, friendster and myspace. but no twitter. simply because i don't have the time. these days have passed by in a blur, and i lost track of time.
well, see ya!
haha just kidding..wait. i was serious. bye.
written by David at Saturday, February 20, 2010 0 voices
Friday
awesome day at school
I KNOW, i know the title's a bit...off but seriously it was fun. first, only 6 people came. so teacher combined class. so we had fun :). talking, singing, those stuff...then computer period. oh hell, we had lots of fun. we played l4d together and it was awesome. then went down for lunch. came back up and played again. but a teacher busted us so...yeah. then science time we laughed for no apparent reason and mrs. kamachi scolded us. we still laughed.
written by David at Friday, February 19, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
gaming freak/drunken bitch
YES, the left 4 dead craze is still here (in case you're wondering).
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anyway, i'm wondering if i can go to klang parade on saturday cuz i haven't played for like, so long.
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i almost forgot. my father, came back drunk. he stepped on my sister's slipper by accident or by purpose (i don't really know) so she showed signs of being annoyed. then he said "oh, you don't like that, do you?" then he stepped on it repeatedly till my sister cried. few minutes later he cooled down and started yabbering on about his life. dunno what he crapping about. seriously. i was trying really hard not to laugh. then he asked me to sit (what?). i dunno what he meant. he said sit. i continued standing. he shouted, "SIT DOWN!" i said no. then he threw a slipper at me. i was still standing up. then my parents argued. then he tried to be "wise" by saying those "you're a smart girl. think first" to my sister. everyone ignored him. he's in thailand now.
written by David at Wednesday, February 17, 2010 0 voices
amazing
I HAD an amazing day today...
well, first i went to jj and met with chee hong. then we met with ray, jeff and darren. me and chee hong wanted to go to cc. but no one wanted to go. so we went to jeff's house to play cards...zzz so boring. then they say want to go to stephanie's house. me and chee hong didn't want to go. so he came over to my house. we played my ps2 till the tv screen went green! then we played cards, ate dinner, then played again. it was awesome. then he went to another party. guess what? it was the same party my sister went! lol..i was laughing like hell..
written by David at Wednesday, February 17, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
mixed feelings...
IN about an hour or so i might be going to jj with friends...but i'm not entirely sure. you see, one of my friends is chee hong. yeah. he promised yesterdy to go to jeff's house but well, he didn't make it. so i'm kinda hoping he makes it today or i'm gonna send him to the fiery pits of hell...muahahahahahahaha
written by David at Tuesday, February 16, 2010 0 voices
books!!!
HEY, hey, it's me and i need more books to read...cuz i'm bored. B-O-R-E-D.
anyway...yeah, nothing else to talk about. Bye
written by David at Tuesday, February 16, 2010 0 voices
Monday
visitors
I'VE noticed nowadays that i've got visitors from other countries...well, don't be shy. write something in the cbox or comment
anyway, i'm hungry now. and i smell instant noodles. mmmm....yum.
written by David at Monday, February 15, 2010 0 voices
short update
SO i'm writing my stories on facebook. go check it out (if you added me, that is).
written by David at Monday, February 15, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
lazy
DUNNO why...feel so damn lazy today...lying down while typing....going back to sleep.
written by David at Sunday, February 14, 2010 0 voices
borEd
I REALLY have to think of post titles cos apparently i'm running out of it.
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anyway, i'm stuck with two things i love the most: shooting zombies and music. i dunno which to choose. i could buy a cheap bass and form a band with ray, or i could buy a gcard and play left 4 dead. i know the latter choice is really...uhh...lame but y'know, i get bored sometimes. and i know having a bass and a kick-ass band is as awesome as it sounds, but i'm not sure i have enough money to cover it. i could buy a bass or i could pay for the lessons. okay that sounds stupid. how can i learn bass without having a bass? oh well, guess i'll have to start saving..
written by David at Sunday, February 14, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
book update
SO i tried looking for how to publish my book and i found two methods: self publishing and send-your-manuscript-to-the-publisher publishing. either way i have to pay for it. they (the publishers) ain't gonna do it coz i'm still a kid so....try hard. hopefully i'll get published.
written by David at Saturday, February 13, 2010 0 voices
1:04 am
EVER had those days where you just can't find your sleep no matter how hard you try? well, i having one of those now. those stupid fireworks are making it worse. my tooth hurts. i still can't sleep. i tell ya, its like a gunfight going on behind my house. bam! bam! bam! then i thought the whole thing was gonna explode. but it didn't.
written by David at Saturday, February 13, 2010 0 voices
Friday
i hate my dad's pc
I JUST wanted to extract l4d to his computer but cannot. dunno why. well, part of it was leon's fault, part of it was mine (cos i didn't say poperly xD). but seriously, I JUST WANNA KILL ZOMBIES!!!!!
written by David at Friday, February 12, 2010 0 voices
update-ing
JUST to keep this blog alive. errhhh...there's the winter olympics on rightnow, but its the opening ceremony. my dad's at home now, so i don't get much freedom. that bastard. anyway, its hot. ugh...sweating...dunno why.i forgot if i had any homework...oh well, live life while you can. so i guess this is over.
later.
written by David at Friday, February 12, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
school
IT really doesn't help that CNY is coming and i ran around half the school today. i went to the office just to get a freakin register and out of the blue ms. yoon ask me to hand out registers to the teachers. i went into the form 2t class with chee hong and everyone was shouting when we came in. dunno why. crazy d. lol. anyway, i went back to the office and guess what? i had to run around again. this time is for another reason :send mandarin oranges to ALL the classes, so i brought friends..jeff, chee hong,and ray. then we went into 2t again. i might've mentioned it two times but we went in there alot. i was really tired when i went back to my class. and we sang songs xD. then i druummed with two pens and they said i should be drummer...but i want to be a bassist.
written by David at Thursday, February 11, 2010 0 voices
qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm
JUST so you know, that title is randomly typed by me. i couldn't find a title for this so....yeah.
anyway...some teachers barely taught us, (5 people didn't come, we exaggerated) and i got little homework. only 1. great, huh? then tomorrow the teachers said they won't be teaching so...i'm actually looking forward to going to school tomorrow. i don't wanna be stuck in my house all day sleeping.
written by David at Thursday, February 11, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
hatred
I started okay today, but after lunch, i switched to emo-like emotion. all because of the f*cking form 2s. they makae me sick.
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valentine's day is coming. hurray. i never had much luck with girls. wait. restart. i never had ANY luck with girls. oh well,...
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uhh...CNY is also near, and i'm getting rich! haha...but seriously, i really hate my dad's family. since i'm half, i only have one-sided chinese family. they suck. bad. and the kids will play with my ps2. they suck. hard.
written by David at Wednesday, February 10, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
Thousands of ways to annoy people
How To Annoy People In An Elevator
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Call the psychic hotline from you cell phone, and ask if they know what floor you’re on.
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Hum the theme from Mission Impossible with yours eyes darting around the elevator.
Ways to Annoy Public Bathroom Stallmates
Cheer and clap loudly every time someoe breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.
Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
Say, "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that."
General Ways to Annoy People
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Ways To Annnoy Your Roommate
Become a mime. Nothing is more annoying than a mime.
Ask your roommate if your family can move in "just for a couple of weeks."
Buy some turtles. Paint numbers on their backs. Race them down the hall.
Chain yourself to your roommate's bed. Get him/her to bring you food.
Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab
Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.
Light candles in a circle around your terminal before starting.
Play "Pong" for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.
Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
Ways to Annoy People on the Beach
Wear t-shirt that says, "I'm the coolest dude on this pathetic beach. No autographs please."
Ask everyone you meet, "Hot enough for you?"
Sing the "Barney" theme song as loud as you can.
If you see kids building a sand castle, say, "That's not a real castle!"
Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park
Leave large gaps in between you and the people in front of you while waiting in line.
Offer people money for their spots in line...MONOPOLY money.
Find someone to tell your life story to.
Whisper right in someone's ear, "I know what you did last summer."
Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Don't take a shower for a month.
Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
Ways to Annoy People in the Office
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that.
Email your boss the message: I know what you did last vacation.
Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)
Schedule meetings for 4:14 pm.
Ways to Torture the Pizza Guy
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask if you they can put food color in the cheese.
Ask them to not put a band-aid on it this time or you will sue.
How To Annoy People On An Airplane
Call the stewardess "nurse".
Don't use deoderant, then "accidently" stick your armpit in someone's face
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
No matter what the meal choices are, demand rice-a-roni.
Ways To Annoy Your Professors
Instead of taking notes, do an abstract painting during every class. Call the paintings things like, "Professor Acting Like Mr. Know-It-All" or "Idiot Who Doesn't Know What The Hell He's Talking About." Give the paintings to your professor as gifts.
Ways To Annoy A Cop
Hey, you must've been doin' 125 mph to keep up with me!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.
Annoying Things To Do In A Discount Superstore
Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.
Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc.
Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
Annoying Things To Say To Other People
Would you hold this messy kleenex for me?
Would you look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
Can you believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Ways to Annoy Santa Claus
Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill.
Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs.
While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire.
How To Annoy The IRS
If your very unfortunate and have to pay taxes use a two or three party check.
If you send 2 checks they'll have to staple your unsightly envelope to your half destroyed form.
Sign your name in ink on every page. Any signature has to verified and then date stamped.
How To Be Annoying At A Funeral
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask the widow to give you a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Show up at the funeral services in a clown suit.
Ways to Annoy Usenet (internet newsgroup) Users
Post a message asking how to post messages.
Post recipes on rec.pets.cats.
Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature.
Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster.
Annoying Things To Do At A Drive Through Window
Specify that this order is "To Go".
At midnight, ask if you are too early for Breakfast.
Laugh loudly when asked if you would like fries with your order.
Ways To Be Annoying In A Mall
Sprint up the down escalator.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”.
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
Annoying Things to Do at the Bowling Alley
Rent all the lanes, don't bowl.
Wear a baseball uniform, bowl sidearm.
Sit in your lane and heckle others with a bullhorn.
Run around sprinkling "magic fairy dust" on everyone's balls.
How to Annoy (Get Rid Of) A Blind Date
Hold a debate. Take both sides.
Repeat every third third word you say say.
Ask the people at the neighboring table for food from their plates.
Ask your date how much money they have with them.
Ways To Annoy People In Restaurants
Two Words: Food Fight.
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the next table.
Whenever anyone leaves their seat at another table, put some particularly messy peice of food on their seat.
Ways To Annoy People At The Movies
Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"
Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.
Clap when the good guy gets killed.
Annoying Things To Do At School
leave a Snickers bar in the toilet.
Draw pictures of your professor in the margins.
End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".
Support your thesis with quotes from your VCR manual.
How To Annoy Your Waiter
Eight hour lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, you shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
How To Annoy Your Parents
Paint your windows.
Boil ice cream.
Join Hell's Angels by mail.
Redecorate your garage.
Ways to Annoy a Yankee (Northerner)
Take your own sweet time when doing ANYTHING.
Pronounce all one-syllable words with two.
Refer to every soft drink as a Coke.
Tell them you don't have an accent, they do.
How To Annoy Your Driver
Always tell the driver to slow down or speed up.
Every time you see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Point to the right and tell the driver to make a left.
How To Annoy Other Drivers
Keep your brake light blinking by keeping one foot on the brake pedal at all times.
If you are on vacation and you see any sort of wildlife, stop in your lane to take a lot of pictures.
Women are encouraged to put on their make-up while driving.
Annoying Things To Do During A Job Interview
While shaking hands get into a heated thumb wrestling match.
Stick a piece of broccoli between your front teeth, smile a lot.
Demand that if hired you want desk plate that reads, "Big Kahuna."
Annoying Things To Do In A Swimming Pool
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Annoying Things to do at a Synagogue
Use the Jewish hat as a frisbee
Bring popcorn and keep saying "i heard that religion got a good review"
Leave cookies and milk in the middle of the synagoguge with a peice of paper that reads santa
Ask people if they liked the passion
Got this from Bored.com
written by David at Tuesday, February 09, 2010 0 voices
rand-om
SO i played left 4 dead in school (again) this time with ray and ch beside me....so it was fun...heck shooting zombies is always fun....anyway....uhh..did i say i'll write my story here? my bad. i don't have time to write so.....
written by David at Tuesday, February 09, 2010 0 voices
Monday
Sunday
stories
I COULDN'T find any publishers (lazy xD) so i've decided to write it all here in my blog. but don't copy me....OR I'LL SUE!!!!!
written by David at Sunday, February 07, 2010 0 voices
re: ray
IN response to rays post "Solo",i would like to say that, well, i'm updating, at least. but not for long. and yes, playing a romantic song can get you a girlfriend. i think. and if you say you're single now, you wont be for long, so don't worry. i'm bored. that's why this title is called "re:ray" coz i got nothing to write about. wow, this sounds like i'm angry. well, i'm not. just a little annoyed by the fact that my dad is sleeping on the couch and hogging the tv.
written by David at Sunday, February 07, 2010 0 voices
Friday
not dead
written by David at Friday, February 05, 2010 0 voices
strangers..
WEIRD... some people have been adding me on facebook lately...and i have no idea whoe they are..amd they wont even talk to me... i tried to talk to them, but they didn't reply..i dunno what the hell is wrong with them...
written by David at Friday, February 05, 2010 0 voices
rumours..
RUMOURS have a weird way of spreading. take my case, for example. i chatted with this girl on facebook (which happened to be studying in the same school). so anyway, ray (although i think it was chee hong) said that i like her. i don't. and in ray's case, he said a girl was quite pretty and chee hong said he likes her. hmm....all the facts seems to be pointing at chee hong...
written by David at Friday, February 05, 2010 0 voices
skittles
SKITTLES is good. but when you eat all of it at once, things will start to go bad. real bad. i learned this painful lesson 5 minutes go. i was enjoying my skittles when it attacked me. not to say attack but you get what i mean. my tongue is burned. it hurts like hell now.
written by David at Friday, February 05, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
dengue dude
SO my school has this talk about dengue fever and all that stuff. and this guy came and gave us a relatively BORING speech. we were busy talking and stuff so he never really noticed. when it was over we clapped really loudly and shouted "wooooo!". he was overjoyed so he continued talking! wow. 5then he talked till the whole maths period gone XD.
written by David at Thursday, February 04, 2010 0 voices
lol
I JUST discovered a new joke today. ready? here it goes...
Once, i had a perfect life. the perfect girl, friends around me...everyone was happy. but i did something wrong....
...i woke up
get it?
written by David at Thursday, February 04, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
music
YOU know something? old songs are kinda good when you listen to it once in a while...
in your mind it'll be like, "hey, i used to love this song!" then you start listening to it over and over again.
written by David at Tuesday, February 02, 2010 0 voices
Monday
dead
I WONDER why no one's been updating their blogs lately. i went to everyone's and its still the same post. and not really much is happening on facebook.
written by David at Monday, February 01, 2010 0 voices
class
GUESS what? i got chosen for class monitor. its pretty rough, but well, february has 28 days...minus 1 week (at least) and it will be about 18 days. yay. tomorrow i'm playing left 4 dead! i hope jyh yueh bring his usb...i'm addicted to it XD. i'm trying l4d 2 now..
written by David at Monday, February 01, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
CSI
I'M watching CSI:miami now and i saw a gunfight: M16 v. AK-47. awesome. okay thats it
written by David at Sunday, January 31, 2010 0 voices
bored
I DUNNO how many posts have the title "bored" in my blog..
so yeah, bored.
i dont know hy my father is so free. always hogging the tv. but now we have control XD. really hate him.
okay thats all clear now i'm still bored.
written by David at Sunday, January 31, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
party
YESTERDAY i went to ray's house for his early birthday. boy, did we have fun!
oh yeah we ran all the way from kp. it was hell! but worth it cos we got to play l4d!!! it was awesome!!! me, leon, chee hong, and jeff were all in the same team. everyone was quiet and we were all, "TANK!!!! TANK!!! SAVE ME!!!", "OI!!!SOMEONE HEAL ME! I'M GONNA DIE!!"
it was fun
written by David at Saturday, January 30, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
excited!
I'M psyched to go to ray's house this sat. its gonna be totally fun. i already asked leon to save left 4 dead in my pendrive, and i'm getting it tomorrow! ya! i cant wait to play it. but i'm not sure this pc supports the game. finger's crossed! whoa, i'm like, suddenly addicted to games, dunno why...anyway, me and chee hong (well, me mostly) got so inspired by that game we wrote a book bout 4 students fighting hordes of zombies looking for survivors, so yeah, hope it continues..coz three of my stories crashed and burned. the successful ones were immortalised, (no title coz i didn't think of it yet, about David and Summer).
written by David at Thursday, January 28, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
addicted..
NO, im not taking drugs..i'm addicted to left for dead. i dunno why. i just am. i'm planning to write a book about students fighting zombies....see how it works out.
in the meantime...i...uhhh...wait. what was i going to say? oh yeah. nothing.
bye.
written by David at Wednesday, January 27, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
LEFT 4 DEAD!!!!
TODAY at computer class me, chee hong, chai and harold (yup, we corrupted him too) all played left for dead! its so awesome when you take the weapon and just spray (blindly shoot at your enemy) at them. but this huge tanker got me. damn. oh well, i wanna put it in my usb. but i need a 16 GB one to put it. zz..i only got 4GB..oh well..
written by David at Tuesday, January 26, 2010 0 voices
Monday
my ******** sis
LOOK, would any sane person turn on their music at max volume in 10 am? no.
she's just trying to show off a new song she downloaded. ya wanna know why? coz she play that song damn loud then the next song so soft. Zzz...its all thanks to me for downloading Frostwire in the first place...god, just appreciate it la please. don't on your music so loud...if you wanna listen to it, wear earphones. heard of them?
written by David at Monday, January 25, 2010 0 voices
changed
BECAUSE of the overwhelming (well, not really but you get the idea) compliments to my new template, i decided to keep it. well, at least until next year xD. "keeping things fresh" lol
Anyway, you've probably heard of the LG ad saying, "the day we were born is the last day we are truly free" so my friend
anyway, thats all i've got.
written by David at Monday, January 25, 2010 0 voices
Sunday
future (not)
SO 2010 is here...but i keep wondering..where's all the flying cars? the floating buildings? jetpacks? so i asked ray and he replied, "well, this is malaysia". lol. i thought so too. but any great revolution will be aired on tv. but i don't see any. i don't remember reading it on the newspaper either. i mean, sure there are LED tvs and what not. but come on, juust admit that we wont have those stuff because our natural rescources are depleting. they produce hybrid, electrical cars coz its eco-friendly. well, let me tell you something: its too late for that now. just suck it up and move along. or if you really want to change the outcome of the future, get your ass of that chair and do something about it.
written by David at Sunday, January 24, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
new template
YEAH i know, the new one looks girly...i'm planning to change it in 3 days...
if you like it, please say so.
written by David at Saturday, January 23, 2010 0 voices
drawings...
SO i checked through the pics in my phone and i found this:
it looks nice, so i decided to draw it. here's how it looks like:
written by David at Saturday, January 23, 2010 0 voices
this is such a long title i don't think it fits this screen coz its such a long title
OKAY....that was my longest title i have ever written. now, before you ask "whats up with the title?" let me tell you: i have no idea whats up with the title, i was just feelin bored.
okay, now thats all clear. i think i'm having writer's block. i can't think of anything to write.
and i'm procrastinating. hehe.
written by David at Saturday, January 23, 2010 0 voices
Friday
bored.
I still haven't finished my homework....its maths. so anyways, im here updating my blog which i havent been to for a long time.
i feel like playing cs right now but i lazy take my pendrive xD. i cant wait for sat coz im going to rays house for BBQ! his birthday is coming up so....yeah, i got him something.
hope he likes it
written by David at Friday, January 22, 2010 0 voices
weee
OKAY the title was juust really random and stuff so...
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i have maths homework to do but what the hell i'll do it tomorrow
now i'm bored
written by David at Friday, January 22, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
prefect
OOH! i just remebered, i am a prefect! i really hate the duties...
And miss joseph is the new discipline teacher! my hairstyle must change.....
ah, well, it's gonna grow back anyway
written by David at Saturday, January 16, 2010 0 voices
random post
I really am addicted to facebook nowadays...
ANYWAYS.......uhh....its the weekend! yay!
END
written by David at Saturday, January 16, 2010 0 voices
soreness
OH, when i saw ray's post, it reminded me something. my shoulders are freakin pain! i did 29 push ups! before you say "wah!" let me tell you ; it is hell. period. it's still hurting.
written by David at Saturday, January 16, 2010 0 voices
dad
OH, my dad came back, i'm so "happy". when he stepped into the house, its like the time stopped....he's sleeping right behind me. i don't care if he reads this. he can barely read anyway.
i'm so bored. someone please save me.
written by David at Saturday, January 16, 2010 0 voices
nothing
NOTHING special happened today...no homework again. so bored!
anyway, i'm still working on part 2 of my book.
so..that's it
written by David at Saturday, January 16, 2010 0 voices
Friday
no homework!!! and pj
TODAY no homework, surprisingly....the teachers gave little work and said, "do your own work" so we air guitar-ed! lol. and during pj, i was playing badminton (with my new racquet) and i intende to smash...but...well, the shuttlecock flew right into uh...my friend's p****..it was hillarious! i'll never forget that day.
written by David at Friday, January 15, 2010 0 voices
Thursday
new!
GUESS what? i bought a new raquet today! hooray! its nice, i like it.
anyway, there's not much to write anymore...
written by David at Thursday, January 14, 2010 0 voices
Wednesday
badminton blues
I never really have much luck with my racquets. i wonder why. first one, the strings got broken. i brought my second one to school for pj....and i played. so i saw that the shaft was a little bent. i tried to fix it and *SNAP* *#@%
how it looks like now:
i really hate that racquet...
written by David at Wednesday, January 13, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
bored
I have a strange sickness.....its called "boredom"..have you heard of it? probably not. its contagious. one boring person (i.e. KH teacher) can spread the disease from up to 21 people at once!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! run!!
ahhh, got that out of my system. anyway, the science teacher changed. its even more boring. she has the boredom disease too.
the other day, me and ray overheard (more like heard, coz he was shouting) him talking to jeff...said he "wanna help". so ray said "eh u wanna help?
well, i'm off to dinner. Later
written by David at Tuesday, January 12, 2010 0 voices
Monday
back
WHEW! i'm back. sorry dudes for not updating for so long...so busy and all.
anyway, not much has hapened lately, but today before assembly, i was talking to my friend near the porch and then i saw the guard chasing a girl, so i was like, "what the hell?" then i saw a quick flash , then a "BAM" the fuse box short-circuited. so we all went to the futsal court and then i saw smoke (although i think that was the fire extinguisher), then the assembly was on ( i know, i can't believe it either!) then we waited for like, one and a half hours, so science was just 10 minutes! LOL.
oh yeah i'm planning to publish my book, but i can't find any publishers...ah well, guess i'll have to just keep on looking..
written by David at Monday, January 11, 2010 0 voices
Tuesday
blocked...zzz
I'M really unlucky today...first, chai say he want a song so i brought my phone to school...but he forgot to bring his phone. second, my phone SIM got blocked. third, i called the maxis people and got the code..but my dad had to tak to them. he could've heard wrong. so we tried it and guess what? my freakin' PUK code got blocked! i can't use my phone anymore. then when my dad called me (thru my mom's phone) he yelled at me for speaking not clearly. i hope tomorrow is better...
written by David at Tuesday, January 05, 2010 0 voices
Monday
100th post!
it's my 100th post! well, that's it
written by David at Monday, January 04, 2010 0 voices
1st day of school
TODAY was okay..the books were heavy! i mean, plus the new shirt and all it adds to the pain! oh 3L had a new student. oh well, guess that's it
oh and ray got chosen for class monitor-again. i think its his third time. poor guy.
written by David at Monday, January 04, 2010 0 voices
Saturday
i'm gonna miss the daylight
YESSIR...school is two days away..im seriously gonna miss the daylight. and i heard 3L is going to be on the 3rd floor. im gonna miss the couch too. and the tv. and this computer. books are so heavy. the new book we're supposed to study for literature, dr Jekyll & mr. Hyde, full of bombastic words. i don't really have problems reading it though, but occasionally bring out the dictionary. but some other kids are gonna have some hard time. what the hell is the school thinking? they know about 95% of the population of the school is chinese, so why'd they still do that? oh well, english is easy anyway ;)
written by David at Saturday, January 02, 2010 0 voices